If you’re going to be a tool, be this badass B&D modular tool. Little Lotus & onion chopping & supporting art, Space Shuttle Endeavor, musical theatre, not-fat idols, and the like. 

Recorded 6.3.12

Ritzy went on a Little Lotus adventure and made the world a better place. Check out the documentary.
Are you playing Mists of Pandaria? Do you play…as a girl?
Robert Pattinson in a limo.
Nathan Fillion does not need to diet to keep our love.
David Boreanaz is also not fat, and we’re v. cool with him bucking the Moonlighting curse.
Fuck you, City of LA.
CHECK THE TECH! We have a serious ladyboner for Black & Decker Modular Tool.