Ep 65 – This Is My Bitch Right Here

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Mud runs, wet dreams, and all the Fall TV you can watch…back in action!

Recorded 9.28.15 @ TNO HQ aka Ritzy’s Garage

Did you miss us? Hell, we missed each other! We spared you the deep, personal updates and launched right into the fun stuff….

T.I. did a mud run.IMG_5153
Ritzy had a sexy dream about Tom Hiddleston and Officially Gets It.
Tired of trailers giving everything away? You’re not alone, but there’s no end in sight.
Peeno Noir: An Ode to Black Penis.
Ritzy’s Pinterest ZA board. And Survival Mom! All resources you’ll need for the ZA.

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Ep 64 – Cholos Fighting Zombies

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With special guest Chester aka Erick Huerta aka El Random Hero! Plus dating tips, Mad Max, and our own personal war music.

Recorded 6.12.15 in our new studio (aka Ritzy’s Garage). 

You can find Erick online here, and his blog, plus on Twitter and Instagram.
The Gift of Fear: great book, TNO recommends.
Follow Ritzy’s Zapocalypse Pinterest board. Or Lisa’s!

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Ep 62 – Fake Bitches You’d Bang

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Tracy Tubera! kaNO! Batman, Wedge, The Walking Dead, and our other heroes. About the most fun you can have while podcasting. 

Recorded 3.16.15

You can find Tracy Tubera living #dadlife on Instagram and Facebook and Twitter.
KaNO Kid #BringsHoodThingsToLife on Instagram and Facebook and Twitter. Ladies, please follow him.
Check out Fantasy Factory (look for the Asian guy that gets kicked in the face!).
Fake bitch kaNO would bang: Ursa from Superman II.
It’s Ritzy Periwinkle’s 9-year birthday!
Power Rangers fan flick – it’s amazing!

Ep 61 – They Sleep We Grind

lilliamAuthor Lilliam Rivera guests as we tackle writing & literature, what makes us nerds, and all our fave TV shows and movies.

Recorded 3.4.15

Lilliam Rivera is our special guest and she is an award-winning literary BADASS from The Bronx: her site and Literary Soundtrack on Sombra Radio. Find her on Twitter! (How rad is she?)
Check out Escala in LA’s Ktown. Good people, good food, good story. There’s always a Chino.
He could be gay: Tom Hardy in Peaky Blinders.
The Warriors.
Lisa guested on Memphis’ ShowNuff Podcast! Want some Walking Dead? This is your ‘cast.
Tackling Fresh Off The Boat.

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Ep 60 – Action & Emotion

mr-darcy-meme-2We’re joined by real life Dynamic Duo Megan Crane & Jeff Johnson, ship our enemies glitter, call Ghostbusters, and break down things we’re watching on big screen & small!

Recorded 2.2.15

A big thanks to Fame Fatale fans who kindly suggested some TV shows for our Lisa to watch! Steven, Tracy, Juan, and Christina: you guys rock. 
Screen Shot 2015-02-04 at 3.01.26 PMWe chat with comic book artist Jeff Johnson and novelist Megan Crane. They have great insight into the creative process, some stellar techniques for procrastination, and a bit of industry dish…plus, they are warm and funny and we were instantly smitten with them (you will be, too).
Ship Your Enemies Glitter! Or just sell your business for $85K. Whatever.
Why the Age of the Kids Adventure Movie is Over
Lady Ghostbusters! You excited?
We just wanted to put Jason Momoa as Aquaman here. You’re welcome.
momoa_aquaman_by_rahzzah-d7wfkh1Who needs a Tempo Drop? (Hint: everyone!)

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Ep 59 – A Lot Of Guys Don’t Know That

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Shout outs to our homies at Show Nuff, working on our fitness, BBC vs. Netflix, Boyhood and Birdman, and boobs. (Always boobs.)

Recorded 1.20.15 – MLK Day!

If you love The Walking Dead or Southern Gents, check out Show Nuff Podcast! Please support Lisa’s Long Distance Twitter Dick.
Who wants to nerd out at a 10K obstackle mud run? Often imitated, never duplicated: World Famous Mud Run at Camp Pendleton!
Super Zero: Badass Journey Into Super Awesomeness. Watch this clever short. Thanks for sharing, Mitch!
A full list of BBC programming that will no longer be on Netflix as of Feb 1. Hurry, go watch!

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Ep 58 – Saddest Con ever + end of year wrap up!

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We wrap up 2014, a year of highs and lows. Lisa breaks down her Chris Hardwick dream. Idris Elba as James Bond?!! YES PLEASE!! Ritzy experiences the “Saddest Con Ever” in Sac Town and so much more. 

Recorded 12.29.14

Saddest Con Ever video/evidence
Amy Poehler’s “Yes Please” – Ritzy Loved it
Interpol’s performance
When worlds collide Walking Dead + Interpol


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Episode 24 – with Sarah Jo Marks – There Was A Little Eau D’Nerd

We chat with Sarah Jo Marks: DKE/Suck Con HBIC, toy impresario, specs nerd, and all-around awesome gal. Plus a visit to LA’s Comikaze and a shout out to Creepy LA and Stan Lee. 

Recorded 9.23.12

Sarah Jo on Twitter, plus Suck Con @ Designer Con…and DKE, her company! Also, her personal nerd out LA Eye Works. The Vader Project is SO cool and you should buy the catalogue. Check it out.
Comikaze coverage! Lisa hits the newest LA con, and here’s her coverage courtesy of awesome friends at Creepy LA. (T.I. is apparently a bigger 9 year old than her 9 year old date.)
Our pal Matt from Zombie Research Society was there!
…So was Hyperactive Monkey!
Aliens Vs Zombies Convention.
Stan Lee’s doc, With Great Power.
Lids: Gangnam Style on SNL.
We love The Voice!

 

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Recorded 8.24.12

In which your hostesses marvel at the Avril + Nickelback wackness, give and receive gifts,  diss remakes, love books, and offer some movie-going tips for their fellow Angelenos. 

 

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CELEBRITY CELEBRITY! “Celebs” playing the game Celebrity. Nathan Fillion (aka Lisa’s future husband), Katee Sackhoff (aka Lisa’s future wife [in a few states]) Sarah Silverman, Michael Trucco, Michael Ian Black, Busy Phillips, Josh Homme (gem of a ging) and tons more: T.I. flew solo and washed her pits/wore something low cut. Update next Ep.
Amazon Prime is our new addiction.
T.I. participated in Reddit’s Secret Santa/Arbitrary Day…and was matched with a badass gift giver (finally). Liltrixxy rocks!
Arclight Cinemas, Nerding Out cinema of choice.
Red Dawn 2013: yea or nay?
Late to the Carly Jepson party? Don’t worry. Here’s Fallon’s version.
DIE ANTWOORD!
Kevin Smith’s new book went old school on this vs. Audio Book
We’re fussy about art books, but highly recommend Luke Chueh’s new one. He’s one of our faves.
To read: Dresden FilesMartian Chronicles. You can rent Bradbury’s house in Palm Springs! It’s gorgeous.
ZOMBIE PROM!  Some of the most amazing zombie pix we’ve seen lately.

Episode 19 with Author Chris Farnsworth

Super special guest, author Chris Farnsworth, joins us to talk about his newest President’s Vampire tale, “Red, White & Blood”…plus lots of other writerly, pop culture-y, and monstery stuff. Plus we bend it like Fassbender, drink the Ice T, and get It on. Big ups to our home town, Whale’s Vagina.

Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nineteen. 

Recorded 6.15.12

Chris Farnsworth’s site. Learn about the books, read his awesome blog posts, and check out his awesome short story about Saturday Night Live and the zombie apocalypse. Wish we had more time to talk!
Artist Chip Kidd makes us want to judge a book by its cover.
We LOVE the new Sherlock. You should watch.
Listener Gary suggests Marjorie Lui for our summer nerdy read-a-thon. Lisa is going to read and get back to you. Thanks for the recommendation! Keep ’em coming.
The Family Cullen. Rob Pattinson is so over it.
The Art of Rap! Ice T’s new hip hop doc. We gotta see it. Got 99 Problems? Check out the OG.
It is back. It scares us.
RIP, Ray Bradbury.
The last scene of the last Mad Men…genius and magical.