Ep 67 – She Is *Not* A Lady


We’re joined by culinary hustler Rachael Narins to discuss the genius of Vanderpump Rules, vulgarity, the Ricktatorship, and cool stuff going on around town.

Recorded 11/13/15 in the TNO studio

You can find Rachael aka Chicks With Knives on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and you can join her mailing list via the website!
Do you have any podcast suggestions? Post to Facebook or Twitter! (Rachael recommends Call Your Girlfriend, Here’s The Thing, The Nerdist, Food is the New Rock, The Nordic Food Lab.)
Who is brave enough to hit LA Krampusfest with Ritzy and T.I.?


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Ep 66 – Dick On Your Shoulder

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We take a Crimson Peak field trip, share the Buckshot Gallery show (and Ritzy’s latest/awesome piece), and squee out on Star Wars, The Walking Dead, & Jameson.

Recorded 10.23.15

Ritzy had a piece in the big Buckshot Gallery show.
What is a chingona?
Check out the Boyle Heights Arts Conservatory show if you’re in LA…or at least and bangin’ flyer. dmcboylehtsartsconpost

In the studio. IMG_5326Kelly Clarkson covers: Backstreet, Dolly, tons more awesomeness from KC.

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Ep 65 – This Is My Bitch Right Here

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Mud runs, wet dreams, and all the Fall TV you can watch…back in action!

Recorded 9.28.15 @ TNO HQ aka Ritzy’s Garage

Did you miss us? Hell, we missed each other! We spared you the deep, personal updates and launched right into the fun stuff….

T.I. did a mud run.IMG_5153
Ritzy had a sexy dream about Tom Hiddleston and Officially Gets It.
Tired of trailers giving everything away? You’re not alone, but there’s no end in sight.
Peeno Noir: An Ode to Black Penis.
Ritzy’s Pinterest ZA board. And Survival Mom! All resources you’ll need for the ZA.

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Ep 64 – Cholos Fighting Zombies


With special guest Chester aka Erick Huerta aka El Random Hero! Plus dating tips, Mad Max, and our own personal war music.

Recorded 6.12.15 in our new studio (aka Ritzy’s Garage). 

You can find Erick online here, and his blog, plus on Twitter and Instagram.
The Gift of Fear: great book, TNO recommends.
Follow Ritzy’s Zapocalypse Pinterest board. Or Lisa’s!

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Ep 63 – Beer Bong Via Vag (aka April: We’re Out)


Coachella! Avengers! Mad Max! Rosario Dawson! Lost Socks! Let’s pour some out and catch up. 

Recorded 5.9.15

No, seriously, go back and listen to our episode with Kano and Tracy.
An amazing dinner with Outstanding in the Field.
Go see Mad Max! Here’s some pix from the premiere.
Lisa guested on Show Nuff’s Walking Dead finale podcast: get all the gory details and episode breakdown with our friends there!
Ritzy went to the Manifest:Justice and met Rosario Dawson. If you’re in LA, check out the exhibit; if you’re elsewhere the website and associated media is thought-provoking, important stuff…check that out, too!
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Ep 62 – Fake Bitches You’d Bang

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Tracy Tubera! kaNO! Batman, Wedge, The Walking Dead, and our other heroes. About the most fun you can have while podcasting. 

Recorded 3.16.15

You can find Tracy Tubera living #dadlife on Instagram and Facebook and Twitter.
KaNO Kid #BringsHoodThingsToLife on Instagram and Facebook and Twitter. Ladies, please follow him.
Check out Fantasy Factory (look for the Asian guy that gets kicked in the face!).
Fake bitch kaNO would bang: Ursa from Superman II.
It’s Ritzy Periwinkle’s 9-year birthday!
Power Rangers fan flick – it’s amazing!

Ep 61 – They Sleep We Grind

lilliamAuthor Lilliam Rivera guests as we tackle writing & literature, what makes us nerds, and all our fave TV shows and movies.

Recorded 3.4.15

Lilliam Rivera is our special guest and she is an award-winning literary BADASS from The Bronx: her site and Literary Soundtrack on Sombra Radio. Find her on Twitter! (How rad is she?)
Check out Escala in LA’s Ktown. Good people, good food, good story. There’s always a Chino.
He could be gay: Tom Hardy in Peaky Blinders.
The Warriors.
Lisa guested on Memphis’ ShowNuff Podcast! Want some Walking Dead? This is your ‘cast.
Tackling Fresh Off The Boat.

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Ep 60 – Action & Emotion

mr-darcy-meme-2We’re joined by real life Dynamic Duo Megan Crane & Jeff Johnson, ship our enemies glitter, call Ghostbusters, and break down things we’re watching on big screen & small!

Recorded 2.2.15

A big thanks to Fame Fatale fans who kindly suggested some TV shows for our Lisa to watch! Steven, Tracy, Juan, and Christina: you guys rock. 
Screen Shot 2015-02-04 at 3.01.26 PMWe chat with comic book artist Jeff Johnson and novelist Megan Crane. They have great insight into the creative process, some stellar techniques for procrastination, and a bit of industry dish…plus, they are warm and funny and we were instantly smitten with them (you will be, too).
Ship Your Enemies Glitter! Or just sell your business for $85K. Whatever.
Why the Age of the Kids Adventure Movie is Over
Lady Ghostbusters! You excited?
We just wanted to put Jason Momoa as Aquaman here. You’re welcome.
momoa_aquaman_by_rahzzah-d7wfkh1Who needs a Tempo Drop? (Hint: everyone!)

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Ep 59 – A Lot Of Guys Don’t Know That


Shout outs to our homies at Show Nuff, working on our fitness, BBC vs. Netflix, Boyhood and Birdman, and boobs. (Always boobs.)

Recorded 1.20.15 – MLK Day!

If you love The Walking Dead or Southern Gents, check out Show Nuff Podcast! Please support Lisa’s Long Distance Twitter Dick.
Who wants to nerd out at a 10K obstackle mud run? Often imitated, never duplicated: World Famous Mud Run at Camp Pendleton!
Super Zero: Badass Journey Into Super Awesomeness. Watch this clever short. Thanks for sharing, Mitch!
A full list of BBC programming that will no longer be on Netflix as of Feb 1. Hurry, go watch!

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Ep 58 – Saddest Con ever + end of year wrap up!


We wrap up 2014, a year of highs and lows. Lisa breaks down her Chris Hardwick dream. Idris Elba as James Bond?!! YES PLEASE!! Ritzy experiences the “Saddest Con Ever” in Sac Town and so much more. 

Recorded 12.29.14

Saddest Con Ever video/evidence
Amy Poehler’s “Yes Please” – Ritzy Loved it
Interpol’s performance
When worlds collide Walking Dead + Interpol

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